How's that obedience training coming along, Roy?

Is that what you call it, you twisted fuck?

Huh?

I'll tell you how it's going: Every night this freak of a woman slaps a leather collar around my neck, puts me on a leash, and starts demanding I do all kinds of demeaning things. She teases me with everything she knows I want, and you know what's worst of all? I'm starting to like it.

Well, good! It's about time you learned a little obedience.

No, man--the humiliation! Sometimes I act out just to get told what a bad boy I am.

That's...hmm. That's not exactly what I'd been hoping for.

YOUR CLASS IS TURNING ME INTO A PERVERT, MAC!

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