Hey, um, Mac... Have you been using Google lately?

Of course. Why?

I think it might be broken. I'll type "dog on dog" and it just gives me, like, pictures of teacup poodles sitting on Great Danes.

Yeah, they're, uh, trying to keep inappropriate images out of your search results now.

Inappropriate? How is doggy porn inappropriate if that's what I'm searching for?

You just have to be explicit.

Trust me, Mac, ALL my searches are explicit.

Look, just type "porn" at the end of whatever you're looking for.

Thanks, Mac! You're a lifesaver.