Umm, Roy, that's my leg.

Yeah, it's Hump Day. I'm celebrating.

It's Monday, Roy. Hump Day is Wednesday.

Nah, that's just what the early humans declared as a way of converting us heathen canines to their ways. It used to be a dog holiday, and it was every day.

Well, would you mind celebrating it on someone else's leg?

Sure thing, Mac. Almost done here.